Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Long Time Since Last Post

Wow, it has been a while since I last posted here. I have been very busy and this has not been a priority. I was in Arkansas for a few days for a training seminar. Holy crap, Arkansas has some weird people. It is like taking the average Missourian and multiplying them times stupid 4 times. Here is an idea if you are from Arkansas: BRUSH YOUR TOOTH!!! For heavens sake, it is the only one you got left. Don't get me wrong, Arkansas has some really nice country side (in fact I was quite impressed with the size of the hills there). On another note, before you brush your tooth, learn to speak English. I swear, I am form Texas so I can understand twang, but holy shiznit, they speak some sort of backasswords mumble that only other inbred people from their village can understand. Don't even get me started on the monopolist bastard of a company Wal Mart. The nerve of those assholes making corporations build their corporate headquarters in Bentonville if they want to business with Wal Mart. What a bunch of horse crock. It must be working though, as I drove through that town there are new buildings going up EVERYWHERE. I still think they are a bunch of greedy old people who don't really give a crap about small town America or the mom and pop stores they put out of business. Well that is enough about my Arkansas rant.

On to other things. The system moving in tomorrow is very powerful. I do believe at this point that the cap will be strong enough to thwart any convection until the dry line pushes past me and into Missouri. Don't get me wrong, there is still a shot that storms could initiate right over me but there is no way I am gonna chase tornadic storms into Missouri at night while they are moving 55+. Screw that. Poor Missouri is gonna get pounded again. Hey, if you want to see a tornado I can virtually guarantee you a sighting. Just go to Sedalia, MO and wait with your camera. It is not there year this year. I think the city itself has already been hit by 3 separate tornado's in a 2 week span. What are the odds.

In conclusion, this entry was about saying that Arkansas sucks and that Missouri is gonna die. Later.

On a side note, I have typed this whole thing with one eye. I have been seeing this spot in my vision that wont go away. Anyway, it turns out I have something called a "Floater". Even though the doctor explained it to me, I still don't have any clue what the hell it is. Basically, if it get worse or i start seeing flashes and other stuff it could mean my retina is detaching. Great, can't wait for that to happen. Back to why I am only using one eye. He dilated my left eye. I can not hate much more on this Earth more than that. What a pain in the ass. I can not see shit out of my left eye. All blurry and it hurts like a son of a bitch cuz it is so bright in my office now. I refuse to wear those damn wrap around plastic sheets they call sunglasses. I would never hear the end of it. So, I would rather have a painful blurry dilated eye blasting out of my head. That's it now.